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1st September 2014

Audio post reblogged from Perhaps Something Witty with 8,868 notes - Played 87,510 times

themrcreepypasta:

The big audio post I’ve been working on is a bit of a continuation from the other 2 that we’ve done before. I hope you like it.

The Security Guard is Hootey from Vinesauce

The Phone Guy is litterbot

Freddy is themrcreepypasta

Bonnie is creepypastajr

Chica is trinathewolf

Foxxy is wellheyproductions

Other Audios are

The Freddy Fazbear Band

The Bite of 87’

Source: themrcreepypasta

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Burberrry Wafflesmack with 5,555 notes

charliexxx:

So. I had no idea about this app until I went into my doctor and he told me about it. 

LISTEN UP. THIS APP. THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE IS SERIOUSLY A BLESSING. ESPECIALLY TO ANYONE WITH FINANCIAL PROBLEMS (which is kind of everyone now). THIS IS NOT INSURANCE THOUGH. BUT IT WILL HELP YOU OUT. DOWNLOAD THIS APP RIGHT NOW. NO. STOP READING. DOWNLOAD IT

This app allows you to input the prescription you have, select your dose, and then find a place near you (or your own pharmacy) with the cheapest price. Then you click “get code/coupon/discount card,” show that to the pharmacist, and THERE YOU GO. SAVING YOU SOME CASH TO GET YOURSELF A WELL DESERVED DRINK, CANDY BAR, DATE MONEY, SEX TOY CASH, OR GO BUY YOURSELF A HAMSTER AND NAME HIM STARLORD WITH THE EXTRA MONEY

No, but in all seriousness. This app is saving my ass right now. 

I’m Trans* and have Fibromyalgia, and this is really making a difference already. I hope this helps out other people. We all know it fucking sucks to have to pay this much for the medication we need to function in life. 

Source: charliexxx

1st September 2014

Photo reblogged from Burberrry Wafflesmack with 289,117 notes

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I work as a chef and i have so many story’s for this. Stupid orders and stupid complaints. Most often we get ‘its cold’ we always check and its always like 74C and were like, dose this person have an asbestos mouth or something. Another was sent back ‘cos there was very little chicken in it, big chunks to a set weight, so we cut them up and sent it back, customer was happy with it. People….

failedhellos:

mysteampunkheart:

lam681:

winmu:

scullylovesqueequeg:

tamtoee:

yeahmicah:

thegirlinthesea:

spookydatrump:

note-inthepages:

Accurate post is accurate.

Reminds me of the time a lady told me whip doesn’t melt. Or a guy yelled at me for not understanding him/hearing him because he kept talking on the phone

Lame

For those in retail.

I worked in a Lil Caesars and a woman came in and wanted a sausage pizza with no sausage, but got mad when she was given a cheese pizza.

So when I worked at fitting room in Old Navy, a woman told me that a medium top was too small, and that the large top was too large. So she asked me to find her an “x-medium”. Old Navy carries x-small, small, medium, large, x-large, 1x, 2x and 3x. There is no “x-medium”. But she insisted, so I went and found her an “x-medium” (which was just a medium in a different color but the same top, same make, same EVERYTHING) and she goes very happily, “THIS! THIS FITS ME PERFECTLY! THANK YOU SO MUCH! See, you can do anything you can set your mind to!”

I’m a waitress at a big fancy resort, and once a woman asked me for a diet water and when I told her there was no such thing she demanded to see my manager (who then also promptly told her there was no such thing and brought her regular water).
Another occasion of stupidity occurred when a woman had been brought a steak cooked too much for her liking. I offered to take it back and bring her out a new one, cooked a little less, and she said “NO this one’s fine I just want you to cook THIS one a little less.” I then had to get the chef and have him explain why you can’t UNCOOK a steak.

When I was working at dunkin donuts there was this woman in the drive-thru who asked for a lightly toasted croissant and then started complaining that the croissant was warm. And wanted her money back, so she gave me the croissant back and I gave her the money and then she tells me “now i want my new croissant” she wanted a new one for free and as she was screaming at me this guy in a biker gang covered in tattoos leans over the counter in the store and yells “ma’am let me just tell you what we’re all thinking. fuck off, you stupid ****.” I couldn’t stop laughing and she drove away in anger.

Most of the people like in the stories above know that they’re being totally irrational, but also know that if they complain enough they’ll most likely get something free or discounted. So really most of the the nonsensical fucks are actually just cheap fucks with no shame or respect for people.

That last bit of commentary though.

I work as a chef and i have so many story’s for this. Stupid orders and stupid complaints. Most often we get ‘its cold’ we always check and its always like 74C and were like, dose this person have an asbestos mouth or something. Another was sent back ‘cos there was very little chicken in it, big chunks to a set weight, so we cut them up and sent it back, customer was happy with it. People….

Tagged: Some people

Source: 9gag

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Perhaps Something Witty with 230 notes

Following someone and they don’t follow back

captainsnizza:

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Source: captainsnizza

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from A Dolt's Paradise with 83,133 notes

anotherweissblog:

yumiqueens:

pastelpansexual:

thatgirlwasmeanttofly:

starcevic:

stroodle-noodle:

theworldisconfused:

bulbascored:

Social Anxiety test. Scores in the 41 - 50 range indicate Severe Social Anxiety.

I scored 64

I scored 58

29, due to having to face my anxiety and working in a position that doesn’t allow it.

44

image

oh

49 

63….

Tagged: 60not surprised though

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Burberrry Wafflesmack with 32,633 notes

vivzie-pop:

theotherwesley:

Me getting up in the morning like 

Hittin’ the keyboard like

Friends comin’ online like



DID YOu SEE tHE THINGg MY GOD

reblogging cause this seems strangely accurate

Source: theotherwesley

1st September 2014

Chat reblogged from Burberrry Wafflesmack with 180 notes

  • DM: You want to play 'The Sound of Silence' on a... blade of grass?
  • Paladin: Yeah.
  • DM: You'll need to make three checks. Roll for Craft, a Bluff check to maintain your disguise, and a Perform.
  • Paladin: *Rolls an 3, a 20, and a 3*
  • DM: You go to pluck a blade of grass, but instead of neatly grabbing just one, you pull up a chunk of turf and have to shake the dirt off the end. Your Paladin turns and gives the enemy commander a 'I'm about to rock your world' look - he seems into it, surprisingly. She brings the blade of grass up to her lips, and...
  • Paladin: And?
  • DM: *makes a raspberry noise*

Tagged: I want this DM

Source: carpedm

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from A Dolt's Paradise with 125,317 notes

Source: lolgifs.net

1st September 2014

Video reblogged from size ten chaos with 57,958 notes

hicstreme:

shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

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Source: shouldnt

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from A Dolt's Paradise with 1,032 notes

Reblog if you want a Black Widow movie.

thevioletprincess:

image

"Do You?"

Source: thevioletprincess

1st September 2014

Video reblogged from Calamity of Tomorrow with 81 notes

funblade:

saying I’m Asian and suddenly getting unwanted attention like this

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from A Dolt's Paradise with 75,829 notes

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

colonelmagpie:

Evidence:

image

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

image

Science!

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

Source: colonelmagpie

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from I think you're in the wrong place with 591,967 notes

If I’m comfortable with you, I’ll:

jiidesu:

niicolodean:

  • call you names
  • tell you weird and personal details about myself
  • say “I NEED TO PEE” instead of just brb
  • type in caps a lot.

If i’m extra comfortable with you I’ll do all that and:

  • talk casually about porn and really perverted thoughts 
  • share funny photos from my tumblr dash
  • actually tell you when i’m upset 
  • try to make conversation with you 
  • just generally act really silly when I’m in a good mood
  • tell you jokes even if they’re bad 

1st September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tower of Rainbows with 36,348 notes

Source: kittiezandtittiez

1st September 2014

Post reblogged from Let's pretend we never touched the sugar with 672,576 notes

Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character.

zombieecho:

iloveyoujhutch:

If you do not reblog this, you are in fact lying.

Hey, don’t you fucking scroll down

You

Fucking

Liar. 

Source: iminato